Professional Armchair Detective T-Shirt
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$35.00 USD
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Regular price
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Professional Armchair Detective T-Shirt
$35.00 USD
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Regular price
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Free US shipping over $75 · 30-day returns · Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
Details
100% solve rate. Zero fieldwork. The blanket stays on.
The "100% Solve Rate" at the bottom is technically accurate - you've never been wrong about who did it, as long as nobody checks. Our armchair detective tee is for anyone who's solved every case from the couch, yelled the answer at the screen before the reveal, and considered it a productive evening.
Part of our Fine Print collection; everyday expressions, illustrated literally on 100% cotton tees you'll actually want to keep.
Materials + Care
The Tee
This is a premium Comfort Colors tee made of 100% ring-spun US cotton that feels like you've owned it for years the first time you put it on. Garment-dyed and soft-washed, so it arrives pre-shrunk and already broken in. No surprises after the first wash. No shrinking down to a size that technically still fits but doesn't.
Printed in the USA.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry if you're feeling virtuous. Skip the fabric softener. The shirt gets softer on its own with every wash.
FIT & SIZING
Runs true to size in a relaxed fit. Check out our size chart below.
Shipping + Returns
Shipping
We offer free shipping on U.S. orders that are $75 and above.
Orders are typically processed within 1 - 3 business days after they are placed.
Processing times may vary during peak periods.
Once your order has shipped, delivery typically takes 3 - 8 business days, depending on your location.
Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped.
International shipping is currently unavailable.
Returns
At Bookmarked Goods, we want you to absolutely love your items; if you’re not satisfied, we’ll make it right.
We offer refunds for products that are damaged, defective or incorrect.
Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date. Your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.
To request a refund, please contact us at support@bookmarkedgoods.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue.